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OPEN WIDE FOR PRIDE
©2002 Ken Grobe

The time has come
The songs have sung
Their message loud and clear
From concert halls
To bathroom stalls
Open wide and you will hear

Across the tribe
We feel the vibe
Shoot through us with a shock
Across the world
Gay boys and girls
Are getting set to rock!

[CHORUS]

Open Wide!
Won't be denied!
So come inside!
OPEN WIDE FOR PRIDE!

Well Liza's here
With Richard Gere
He's scorin' lots of tricks
And Rosie's there
Dancing with Cher
Ignoring Andy Dick

He's doin' cocaine
With Nathan Lane
Joan Jett and Elton John
And Ricky Martin
Just joined the party with
Tom Cruise on his arm!

[CHORUS]

Open Wide!
Won't be denied!
So come inside!
OPEN WIDE FOR PRIDE!

[SOLO]

We're havin' fun
And one by one
We're taking back our rights
And Stonewall's span
Is older than
The trick I took home last night

We faced the facts
And waxed our backs
We're lookin' fierce and proud
And when we meet
Out in the street
We're gonna come out loud!

[CHORUS]

Open Wide!
Won't be denied!
So come inside!
OPEN WIDE FOR PRIDE!


OPEN WIDE !