As you know when you are famous rock stars such as Pink Steel, you
usually get your pick of fruit to squeeze (if ya know what we mean.)
But even Hanson und
Udo have unrequited crushes on certain unattainables people.
Here is a list of
the boys we most want to hug and kiss. Shhh. Don't tell . . . .
Hanson's list:
- Grace Jones
- Macauley Culkin
- Weird Al
Yankovitch
- Chuck Yeager
- Stephen J.
Cannell
- Russell Crowe
- Russell Crowe's
lighting stand in
- Here. . wear
this wig. . can I call you Russell, mate?
- That guy with
the big cock from all those movies. . you know the one, ahhh.
it vill come to me . . .
- Vanilla Ice
Udo's List:
- Steve Kelso
- Tom Carvel (mmmm.whale-cake.)
- David Letterman,
because I think he would smell like Bushmills und fish.
- Falco
- Brian from QUEER
AS FOLK (he is SO bad boy)!
- Big Pussy from
SOPRANOS (cuddly!)
- KK Downing
- CC Deville
- AJ McLean
- Screech
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